Christmas is almost here and I’m seeing lots of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” on my Messenger contacts list. C’mon friends, it’s time to put something new. Don’t you guys get bored putting the same thing every year.
And besides, Santa is fake. Even if he’s real, I don’t think he is able to give someone to you during Christmas. And friends, Christmas is all about Jesus Christ! Why are you guys so unhappy that I’m going to church during Christmas?
I’m sorry if I’m not able to go out with you people, there’s always other public holidays like New Year’s Day. Yeah, so please understand my situation and stop insulting my religion. If you people hate Jesus Christ so much, I don’t understand why you all are so interested to celebrate Christmas – which is His birthday.
Yeah.

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